**spoiler alert!**
In honor of tonight's October full moon, I thought I'd post
about everyone’s favorite hairy beasts. That’s right, my friends and yours –
werewolves.
The monsters aren't just a creepy, awesome part of horror
cannon - they represent the beast inside of us – our primitive base
instincts that slip out every now and then.
If you love werewolf movies, you’ll know some of the more
famous incarnations of the beasts – David Kessler from An American Werewolf in London, Eddie Quist from The Howling or Larry Talbot from The Wolf Man.
These are just a few examples. I counted 24 werewolf films
on Wikipedia's
"werewolf fiction" page before I gave up counting at 1964's Face of the Screaming Werewolf - and I was
far from the end. So clearly there's
a ton of werewolf-centric films, but the beasts pop up quite often in films
that aren’t otherwise about werewolves.
For instance, werewolves feature quite a bit in the Harry
Potter series. Hogwarts
professor Remus Lupin turns out to be one of the creatures (should have looked
at his name more carefully, Harry) in Prisoner
of Azkaban and his transformation scene is actually one of my favorites.
And Lupin isn’t the only werewolf in the series. A character
named Fenrir Greyback is another werewolf and one of Voldemort’s henchmen.
You probably haven't seen Waxwork, and if you haven’t, don’t beat yourself up. The uneven
1988 film concerns a group of friends who end up battling the horrors of a
dangerous waxwork museum where the displays come to life. The displays are just
wax until the kids step into them, and they feature a ton of classic monsters
(and the Marquis de Sade…?). If you have seen the film - it's on Netflix
instant, or at least it was at the time of this writing - you’ll know that a werewolf features
prominently in one scene. The beast is played by none other than John
Rhys-Davies.
You may not have seen Waxwork,
but I hope you've seen Monster Squad.
The classic '80s film is about a group of kids who must battle Count
Dracula and his crew of classic monsters – Frankenstein's Monster, The Creature from the Black Lagoon,
The Mummy, and one helluva Wolfman.
The Wolfman (and his
nards) is played by Jon Gries and he does a great job. The creature effects
were done by Stan Winston (he of Jurassic Park fame) and the Wolfman – known in
the film as “desperate man” – is sufficiently brought to life. Fun fact - Gries plays a werewolf in another non werewolf film - Fright Night Part 2.
Winona, get back to bed!
Trick ‘r Treat, an under appreciated, segmented (akin to Creepshow)
horror film from Michael Dougherty, features a story with a surprise twist
in which a group of women are actually werewolves. Now that I think about it,
the segment might be my least favorite of the bunch, but the film as a whole is
solid.
Let me put up a disclaimer before I go on here. Van Helsing is a terrible movie. The
acting is piss poor and the story makes about as much sense as Jodie Foster in Nell.
That being said, the film does treat us to some generous
werewolf action. Kate Beckinsale's character’s brother is a werewolf, and then Van
Helsing himself becomes one of the beasts at the end of the film (briefly).
On a final note, joblo.com today reported that the upcoming
reboot of The Lone Ranger – a film we’vediscussed before – is back on, after being briefly shelved. As previously reported, the flick will
apparently feature some werewolves of the Native American variety (AKA, the best variety).
Beware the moon!
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